The ding dong ditch thing

Ciao tutti!

Not much has happened this week except a bit of bad luck. Last week before going to Cosenza for Zone Conference my companion tried to cut my hair with a new hair cutter I bought. I didn't know it had to be charged before you use it the first time so the battery ran out about half way through my cut. It takes about 8 hrs to charge, and we had 30 to catch our bus. Anz Beck tried to fix it the best he could with scissors, but he's never cut hair before. When I went into my interview with President he just about fainted. Needless to say we tried again this week, but Anz Beck was first and then me. Again about half way through the battery ran out. Last week we tried to help this kid fix his bike, and in doing so I stepped on the stem of the tire and popped it, so I just made things much worse for him. I felt like an idiot. Also yesterday I locked the keys in the house. That was very frieghtening cause there is no way in unless we call the fire department to come take our door off. It was a good thing Anz Beck is a relative of James Bond cause he picked that lock with a credit card. Tonight is going to be really awesome cause we met this English couple (well the husband is English and his wife is Phillipino) a few weeks ago and they have had us over for lunch two Sundays in a row. So we made them brownies (Italians don't know what those are, it's only an American dolce) and we are going to do the ding dong ditch thing and leave the brownies on the door step. It's going to be so awesome! That's all for this week. There will be more exciting stories next week!

Arrivederci!!!

Anziano J. Paul